I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.Mitch Hedberg
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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