Children make your life important.
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Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.Erma Bombeck
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check and we answered, How about the menu first
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma Bombeck
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