You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
More Quotes from Yogi Berra:If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Advising a rookie to avoid a popular restaurant Nobody goes there anymore because it's always so crowded.
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Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
It takes application, a fine sense of value, and a powerful community-spirit for a people to have serious leisure, and this has not been the genius of the Americans.