I am not a Starfleet commander, or T. J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170... some audience members say 'one', or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. Pomp and Circumstance begins playing I speak English and French, not Klingon I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian.
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