I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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I am the Captain of the Pinafore And a right good captain too .... And Im never, never sick at sea What, never No, never What never Hardly ever Hes hardly ever sick at sea Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore.William Schwenck Gilbert
I've got a little list of society offenders who might well be underground and who never would be missed.
William Schwenck Gilbert
When every one is somebody, Then no one's anybody!
William Schwenck Gilbert
On a tree by a river a little tom-tit Sang Willow, titwillow, titwillow And I said to him, Dicky-bird, why do you sit Singing Willow, titwillow, titwillow Is it a weakness of intellect, birdie I cried, Or a rather tough worm in your little inside With a shake of his poor little head he replied, Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow.
William Schwenck Gilbert
As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta 'H. M. S. Pinafore,' in the words of W. S. Gilbert 'Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream.'
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