My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.Tim Allen
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
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