Stephen Wright Quotes (27 Quotes)

He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be I always say 'How to Build a Boat

Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, Hey, maybe I wrote that.

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, Do I know you

They are still facing hard times in Australia, New Zealand is showing signs of improvement but I think the market will wait to see how they perform during the Christmas season.

Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

In order to succeed as a year-round resort, you have to have amenities. We aren't blessed with a ski resort.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.

I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years.

I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short...

I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.

He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2 taller

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

When you see it in summer, it's just beautiful, and then you read the plaques about how 2,000 men died on this spot in 20 minutes. To reconcile how it looks today, the beauty of it, with what actually happened made a big impression on me, and I decided I had to do something one day.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

It's just what you'd expect for the holiday period.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

We have now got a coalition government which may or may not include some anti-business types like the Greens.

My school colors were clear. We used to say, I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.

One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.