Brian Regan Quotes (4 Quotes)

You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble.

I am willing to commit espionage against the United States by providing your country with highly classified information.

A small business doesn't have an HR director, usually.

I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there Yeah I think we're-- (Pow)-- Oh We're getting close (Pow)-- Oh This is gonna be a bad blasting zone Remember that last one--we lost Billy.