Bill Bailey Quotes (9 Quotes)

A swimming program for kids in a place surrounded by water is essential.

We certainly make our customers aware of flood insurance, but so many turn it down.

We've been looking at the numbers and wondering just how long we can sustain the kind of insured damages we've been getting. If insurance is not affordable, it's really not available.

There's a wonderful sadness and poignancy about those Finnish films. They have people adrift at the mercy of fate. They're heartwarming. I also find them funny. I suppose that makes me an optimist.

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

At the last count -- and we're still counting -- there were 3.2 million claims. We're approaching the doomsday scenario we described 5 years ago.

Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other...

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

He very kindly let me set up so I could start communicating back to the insurance companies. The more I had contact with George, got to know him better, the more I realized this is a very wise man. He's been around a long time.