'A genuine anteater,' The pet man told my dad. Turned out, it was an aunt eater, And now my uncle's mad.
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I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.Shel Silverstein
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
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I was so lucky that I didn't have anyone to copy, be impressed by. I had developed my own style, I was creating before I knew there was a Thurber, a Benchley, a Price and a Steinberg. I never saw their work until I was around thirty.
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'I cannot go to school today,' Said little Peggy Ann McKay. 'I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye. .... 'What's that What's that you say You say today is ... Saturday G'bye, I'm going out to play'
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When the light turns green, you go.When the light turns red, you stop.But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots
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His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
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