The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
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We have decided that this offence is too serious for a community sentence. You will be sent to a young offenders' institution for six months.Ronnie Barker
Barker was a great writer, a great actor and a great loss to us all. I think God must have needed cheering up.
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The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies.
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To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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