I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonadethen find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.Ron White
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
Ron White
I hope you've enjoyed some of the new stuff tonight as well as some of the old stuff, ... I'll never forget this night as long as I live.
Ron White
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
Ron White
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
Ron White
It's not like driving the freeways of California. It's dog-eat-dog out here. You have to have water and food and be ready for most anything to happen.
Ron White
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