I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
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