I only come to life when there are people watching.
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A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate' He said, 'All of them.'Red Skelton
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
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God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
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