Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
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When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.Mike Judge
I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.
Mike Judge
They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.
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I didn't think I would make this much money.
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I think there was a while there when some of the writers were pushing Bobby as being, whatever the polite term is, a sissy, and that went a little too far. I like it better when Bobby's a weird kid who worries Hank, but Hank still loves him a lot.
Mike Judge
They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.
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