Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.Kurt Vonnegut
Make love when you can. It's good for you.
Kurt Vonnegut
Well, to admire the hell out of Jesus Christ or of everyone who speaks well. And, well my grandfather said is-- if-- what Jesus said was marvelous. What does it matter whether he was God or not And it doesn't matter. So this is a human being who spoke extremely well, and we humanists listened.
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Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
Kurt Vonnegut
But doing that job, surviving it, was like getting a Purple Heart. I wouldn't have missed it for anything.
Kurt Vonnegut
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