I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
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Ever eating, never cloying, All-devouring, all-destroying, Never finding full repast, Till I eat the world at last.
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Indeed, Madame, your ladyship is very sparing of your tea I protest the last I took was no more than water bewitched
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Vision - The art of seeing things invisible.
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Your notions of friendship are new to me I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he cannot give to one without robbing another. I very well know to whom I would give the first place in my friendship, but they are not in the way, I am condemned to another scene, and therefore I distribute it in pennyworths to those about me, and who displease me least, and should do the same to my fellow prisoners if I were condemned to a jail.
Jonathan Swift
The reasons why so few marriages are happy, is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
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