The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
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Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
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I'm immensely grateful for the precious gift my mother has given me. She is my hero today and every day.
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And he said that he didn't want to have a war or anything like that again.
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