Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
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For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what We like being this way.'Jeff Foxworthy
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
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