If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.Earl Wilson
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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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How you use today will determine how tomorrow uses you.
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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