If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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The Ruffed Padanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.Mike Harding
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead.
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When I go to the grocery store or when I walk into a convenience (store), when I go get gas, I have to think about it now wherever I go.
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