Health food makes me sick.
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Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.Calvin Trillin
It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.
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Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
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When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.
Calvin Trillin
I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
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