If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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We were what you call a disappointment act, ... If an act got sick, we'd take their place.
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Fein praised Burns as a singer, dancer, straight man, comedian, and actor who will leave a very large void in our lives. ... to keep doing what he loved best.
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