I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
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