If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep
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Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All.Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
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It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only as long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist - in exchange for a promise
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