If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.Erma Bombeck
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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God created man, but I could do better.
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