You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Then if my friendships break and bend, There's little need to cry The while I know that every foe Is faithful till I die.
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Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
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It costs me never a stab nor squirm To tread by chance upon a worm. 'Aha, my little dear,' I say, 'Your clan will pay me back one day.'
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All those writers who write about their childhood Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.
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Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour ... the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.
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