At age seventy If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
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She was always pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.Dorothy Parker
I give her sadness,
And the gift of pain,
The new-moon madness,
And the love of rain.
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He has a capacity for enjoyment so vast that he gives away great chunks to those about him, and never even misses them. . . . He can take you to a bicycle race and make it raise your hair.
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Razors pain you Rivers are damp Acids stain you And drugs cause cramp.
Dorothy Parker
On the Yale prom If all the girls attending it were laid end to end I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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