Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
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I've spoken to them, and they have their arguments for wanting to prevent it. Their biggest opposition is that they think the county is trying to take their land, but I think for the good of the neighborhood, the good of the rest of the residents on the street, they need to add this sand.Don Adams
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
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Consistent theme throughout all of this is that this is the front door to the Town of Normal and it needs to look like a front door and not a back door,
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