I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
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I'd hate to see the place get overcrowded. In Florida, I just don't know where you can go to get away from that. And here, I just have a feeling that when it grows, it's going to grow too fast.Dick Martin
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The whole theory of the new law is to see how to improve people's ability to repay creditors. There's got to be a balance between relieving debt and allowing creditors to collect.
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Should've been taken care of 10 years ago.
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Honestly it's the kids that made us successful. They had a good outlook, and we made it fun.
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