Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
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You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
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It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.
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Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
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If your body is a temple, you can pile up too much deferred maintenance. If your body is a temple, mine was a real fixer-upper.
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Art never comes from happiness.
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