The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist... I got 2,100 a year when I started in the big league, and they get more money now. ... I chased the balls that Babe Ruth hit.
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How the hell should I know Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.
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Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
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