Just make her a little bitchier.
More Quotes from Carol Burnett:
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?Carol Burnett
Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Carol Burnett
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol Burnett
People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows.
Carol Burnett
My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres.
Carol Burnett
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