I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted
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I don't know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere.Billy Joel
Some people stay far away from the door if theres a chance of it opening up. They hear a voice in the hall outside and hope that it just passes by.
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I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and that is ultimately good for the artist.
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Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any betterI love you just the way you are.
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I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking them to ban my next record.
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