Marriage is a wonderful invention. But then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.Billy Connolly
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
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I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys.
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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
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