As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
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They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel The sanctity of marriage is saved
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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
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An icon That's a little much, you're putting me up there with the Statue of Liberty. But yeah, I am identified with the city.
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