HASH, x. There is no definition for this word nobody knows what hash is.
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INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.
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PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.
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KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a 'crowned head,' although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
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