If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.Dick Gregory
In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
Dick Gregory
We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn't it either. I'm going to be an American Citizen. First class.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.
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