Bain to Clapham town-end lived an owd Yorkshire tike,
Who i’ dealing i’ horseflesh had ne’er met his like;
‘T were his pride that i’ all the hard bargains he’d hit,
He’d bit a girt monny, but niver bin bit.
This owd Tommy Towers (by that name he were known)
Had an owd carrion tit that were sheer skin an’ bone;
To have killed him for t’ curs wad have bin quite as well,
But ‘t were Tommy’s opinion he’d dee on himsel!
Well! yan Abey Muggins, a neighborin cheat,
Thowt to diddle owd Tommy wad be a girt treat;
He’d a horse, too, ‘t were war than owd Tommy’s, ye see,
For t’ neet afore that he’d thowt proper to dee !
Thinks Abey, t’ owd codger ‘ll niver smoke t’ trick,
I’ll swop wi’ him my poor deead horse for his wick,
An’ if Tommy I nobbut can happen to trap,
‘T will be a fine feather i’ Abraham cap!
So to Tommy he goes, an’ the question he pops:
“Betwin thy horse and mine, prithee, Tommy, what swops?
What wilt gie me to boot? for mine’s t’ better horse still?”
“Nowt,” says Tommy, “I’ll swop even hands, an’ ye will!”
Abey preached a lang time about summat to boot,
Insistin’ that his were the liveliest brute;
But Tommy stuck fast where he first had begun,
Till Abey shook hands, an’ said, Well, Tommy I done!
“O! Tommy,” said Abey, “I’s sorry for thee,
I thowt thou’d hae hadden mair white i’ thy ee;
Good luck’s wi’ thy bargain, for my horse is deead.”
“Hey!” says Tommy, “my lad, so is mine, an’ it’s fleead!”
So Tommy got t’ better o’ t’ bargain a vast,
An’ cam’ off wi’ a Yorkshireman’s triumph at last;
For thof ‘twixt deead horses there’s not mich to choose,
Yet Tommy were richer by t’ hide an’ fower shooes.
(Anonymous British)
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