Two honest tradesmen meeting in the Strand,
One took the other briskly by the hand;
“Hark ye,” said he, “’tis an odd story this
About the crows!” — “I don’t know what it is,”
Replied his friend. — “No! I’m surprised at that;
Where I come from, it is the common chat;
But you shall hear an odd affair indeed!
And that it happen’d they are all agreed;
Not to detain you from a thing so strange,
A gentleman, who lives not far from ‘Change,
This week, in short, as all the Alley knows,
Taking a vomit, threw up Three Black Crows!”
“Impossible!” —— “Nay, but ’tis really true;
I had it from good hands, and so may you.” ——
“From whose I pray?” —— So, having named the man,
Straight to enquire, his curious comrade ran.
“Sir did you tell?” —— relating the affair.
“Yes sir, I did; and, if ’tis worth your care,
‘Twas Mr.” — such a one — “who told it me;
But, by the bye, ’twas Two black crows, not Three!“
Resolved to trace so wondrous an event,
Quick to the third the virtuoso went.
“Sir,” — and so forth. — “Why, yes; the thing is fact,
Though in regard to number not exact.
It was not Two black crows, ’twas only One;
The truth of that you may depend upon;
The gentleman himself told me the case.”—
“Where may I find him?” — “Why in” — such a place.
Away he went, and having found him out,
“Sir, be so good as to resolve a doubt.”——
Then to his last informant he referr’d,
And begg’d to know, if true what he had heard:
“Did you, sir, throw up a black crow?” — “Not I!”—
“Bless me! — how people propagate a lie!
Black crows have been thrown up, Three, Two, and One:
And here, I find, all comes at last to None!
Did you say nothing of a crow at all?”——
“Crow — crow — perhaps I might; now I recall
The matter over.” — “And pray, sir, what was’t?”
“Why, I was horrid sick, and at the last
I did throw up, and told my neighbour so,
Something that was —— as black sir, as a crow.”
(John Byrom)
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