A merry little doffer lad
Coom down to Shapper’s mill,
To see if he could get a shop;
He said his name wur “Bill.”
“Bill what, my lad?” th’ o’erlooker said;
“Arto co’de nought beside?”
“Oh, yigh/’said th’lad;
“they co’n me things-
Sometimes,-‘at’s bad to bide!”
“But what’s thi faither’s name, my lad?
Thou’ll surely tell me that!”
Said th’ lad, “Some co’n him ‘Apple Dad,-
His gradely name’s ‘Owd Hat/
“My uncle Joe’s co’de ‘Flopper Chops!’
An’ sometimes ‘Owd Betide!’
They co’n him those
at th’ weighvin’- shops;
An’ I know nought beside.”
Said th’ o’erlooker, “I know owd Joe,-
He weighvs for Billy Grime;
But, what dun they co’ thee, my lad,
When they co’n at dinner-time?”
Th’ lad grinned, an’ said, “They never han
To co’ me then,-no fear!”
Said th’ o’erlooker, “How’s that, my lad?”
Said th’ lad, “I’m al’ays theer!”
“My lad, thou looks a lively cowt;
Keen as a cross-cut saw;
Short yure, sharp teeth, a twinklin e’e,
An’ a little hungry maw!
“But, wheer hasto bin wortchin at?
What’s brought tho down our way?”
Said th’ lad, “I wortched for Tommy Platt;
He’s gan me th’ bag, to-day.”
“Thou’s brought thi character, I guess?”
Says th’ lad, “yo’re wrang, I doubt:”
Says th’ o’erlooker to th’ lad, “How’s this?”
Says th’ lad, “I’m better bowt!”
Said th’ o’erlooker, “I never see
Sich a whelp sin I wur bom!
But, I’ll try what I can make o’ thee:
Come to thi wark to-Tnnm!”
(Edwin Waugh)
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