Attention please! Attention please! (Roald Dahl Poems)
'Attention please! Attention please!Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze!Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake!Your health, your very life's ...
Roald Dahl Poems on Cry (9 Poems)
Cinderella (Roald Dahl Poems)
I guess you think you know this story.You don't. The real one's much more gory.The phoney one, the one you ...
Mike Teavee (Roald Dahl Poems)
The most important thing we've learned,So far as children are concerned,Is never, NEVER, NEVER letThem near your television set --Or ...
Excerpt – (Roald Dahl Poems)
'This famous wicked little taleShould never have been put on saleIt is a mystery to meWhy loving parents cannot seeThat ...
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf (Roald Dahl Poems)
As soon as Wolf began to feelThat he would like a decent meal,He went and knocked on Grandma's door.When Grandma ...
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop (Roald Dahl Poems)
'Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!The great big greedy nincompoop!How long could we allow this beastTo gorge and guzzle, feed and feastOn ...
Hot and Cold (Roald Dahl Poem)
A woman who my mother knows Came in and took off all her clothes. Said I, not being very old, ...
Television (Roald Dahl Poem)
The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your ...
“Mike Teavee…” (Roald Dahl Poem)
The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your ...