What’s Sauce Pour L’oie Is Sauce Pour L’ (Ogden Nash Poems)
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My fellow man I do not care for.I often ask me, What's he there for?The only answer I can findIs, ...
My fellow man I do not care for.I often ask me, What's he there for?The only answer I can findIs, ...
There is a knocking in the skull,An endless silent shoutOf something beating on a wall,And crying, "Let me out!"That solitary ...
When the thunder stalks the sky,When tickle-footed walks the fly,When shirt is wet and throat is dry,Look, my darling, thats ...
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison,And had an affair with a Saracen;She was not over-sexed,Or jealous or vexed,She just ...
Scholars call the masculine swan a cob;I call him a narcissistic snob.He looks in the mirror over and over,And claims ...
Look at itsy-bitsy Mitzi!See her figure slim and ritzy!She eats aPizza!Greedy Mitzi!She no longer itsy-bitsy! (Ogden Nash)
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insoucianceWere it not for making a living, which is rather a ...
The cow is of the bovine ilk;One end is moo, the other, milk. (Ogden Nash)
God in his wisdom made the flyAnd then forgot to tell us why. (Ogden Nash)
I don't mind eelsExcept as meals. (Ogden Nash)
Who wants my jellyfish?I'm not sellyfish! (Ogden Nash)
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker (Ogden Nash)
PurityIs obscurity. (Ogden Nash)
ParsleyIs gharsley. (Ogden Nash)
First a littleThen a lottle (Ogden Nash)
A bit of talcumIs always walcum. (Ogden Nash)
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends. (Ogden Nash)
OR The Child Is Father Of The Man, But Not For Quite A While So Thomas Edison Never drank his ...
How pleasant to sit on the beach, On the beach, on the sand, in the sun, With ocean galore within ...
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another's green, another's mush. I'd buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a ...
The ostrich roams the great Sahara. Its mouth is wide, its neck is narra. It has such long and lofty ...
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such ...
I find it very difficult to enthuse Over the current news. Just when you think that at least the outlook ...
There is a knocking in the skull, An endless silent shout Of something beating on a wall, And crying, "Let ...
Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity. But it also leads to breach of promise If ...
I objurgate the centipede, A bug we do not really need. At sleepy-time he beats a path Straight to the ...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. (Ogden Nash)
The wasp and all his numerous family I look upon as a major calamity. He throws open his nest with ...
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