PC (David Lehman Poems)
for Aaron Fogel Politically-correct personal computers point and click. President Clinton (codename Peacock) can't protect crack pushing Communist Party cops ...
for Aaron Fogel Politically-correct personal computers point and click. President Clinton (codename Peacock) can't protect crack pushing Communist Party cops ...
Wisteria, hysteria is as obvious a rhyme as Viagra and Niagara there must be a reason honeymooners traditionally went to ...
We were smoking some of this knockout weed when Operation Memory was announced. To his separate bed Each soldier went, ...
This bed thy center is, these walls, thy sphere, The tarnished, gaudy, wonderful old work Of hand, of foot, of ...
Remember when Khrushchev said "We will bury you!" on the cover of Time I thought he was employing a metaphor ...
His first infidelity was a mistake, but not as big As her false pregnancy. Later, the boy found out He ...
Did you know that Evian spelled backwards is naive? I myself was unaware of this fact until last Tuesday night ...
The old war is over the new one has begun between drivers and pedestrians on a Friday in New York ...
What can you say about the Mets down three games to none one run down with six outs to go ...
Eighty-one degrees a record high for the day which is not my birthday but will do until the eleventh of ...
I like walking on streets as black and wet as this one now, at two in the solemnly musical morning, ...
The shrink says, "Everything depends on how many stuffed animals you had as a boy," and my mother tells me ...
The happiest moment in a woman's life Is when she hears the turn of her lover's key In the lock, ...
The bloom was off the economic recovery. "I just want to know one thing," she said. What was that one ...
In Rotterdam I'm going to speak about the state of poetry on a panel with a Pole and a Turk. ...
What is it about the Abyss that tempts the young poet to kiss the air and head for the nearest ...
Some people confuse inspiration with lightning not me I know it comes from the lungs and air you breathe it ...
My new Web site is dropdead.com It's interactive you get to choose how you'll die, where, and at what age ...
When my father Said mein Fehler I thought it meant "I'm a failure" which was my error which is what ...
We have a name for it in the South: asshole buddies. It means we've known each other so long it ...
My bag was missing at the airport "Just one bag?" "Yes, but it meant a lot to me" I had ...
Christmas defeated Chanukah once again last night by a margin of three billion dollars or so, but every time I ...
I'm a very average person, and I think most people are. I vote with the common man. I have two ...
The fear of perjuring herself turned into a tacit Admission of her guilt. Yet she had the skill And the ...
Nothing extends a phone call more effectively than saying you're on your way out but she wants to tell you ...
Some people find out they are Jews. They can't believe it. Thy had always hated Jews. As children they had ...
"My propositions serve as elucidations in the following way: anyone who understands them eventually recognizes them as nonsensical, when he ...
What I propose is not Marxism, which is not dead yet in the English department, Not maximalism, which was a ...
As I sit at my desk wishing I did not have to edit a book on poetry and painting a ...
The woman said yes she would go to Australia with him Unless he heard wrong and she said Argentina Where ...
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