Oh! Mr. Malthus! (Stephen Leacock Poems)
'Mother, Mother, here comes Malthus,Mother, hold me tight!Look! It's Mr. Malthus, Mother!Hide me out of sight.'This was the cry of ...
'Mother, Mother, here comes Malthus,Mother, hold me tight!Look! It's Mr. Malthus, Mother!Hide me out of sight.'This was the cry of ...
There were saddened hearts in Mudville for a week or even more;There were muttered oaths and curses- every fan in ...
My way is from woe to wonder.A Black boy near Johannesburg, hot in the Hot Time.Those people do not like ...
Sometimes- when the boats of their senses' beatagainst the ever-swelling cliffof a fragrance that's sti1l opento fantastic beasts and plants that shot ...
When first to make my heart his own,The Lord revealed his mighty grace;Self reigned, like Dagon, on the throne,But could ...
He comes across the granite yard,Grizzled feather glint in his black wings.He strokes the tree, the water and the cat,Glances ...
I dance upon the wash-house roof, And fill my hair with straws,And from my fellows keep aloof. I'll tell you ...
"And do you think that love itself,Living in such an ugly house,Can prosper long? We ...
Wordsworth wrote some tawdry stuff; Much of Moore I have forgotten;Parts of Tennyson are guff; Bits of Byron, too, are ...
Because there was no other place to flee to, I came back to the scene of the disordered senses, came ...
Within a pub that's off the Strand and handy to the bar, With pipe in mouth and mug in hand ...
When Chewed-ear Jenkins got hitched up to Guinneyveer McGee, His flowin' locks, ye recollect, wuz frivolous an' free; But in ...
Divorced, but friends again at last, we walk old ground together in bright blue uncomplicated weather. We laugh and pause ...
All the air conditioners now slacken their hummed carrier wave. Once again we've served our three months with remissions in ...
And do you think that love itself, Living in such an ugly house, Can prosper long? We meet and part; ...
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