Oh! Mr. Malthus! (Stephen Leacock Poems)
'Mother, Mother, here comes Malthus,Mother, hold me tight!Look! It's Mr. Malthus, Mother!Hide me out of sight.'This was the cry of ...
'Mother, Mother, here comes Malthus,Mother, hold me tight!Look! It's Mr. Malthus, Mother!Hide me out of sight.'This was the cry of ...
King of deserts reigns the lion; will he through his realm go riding, Down to the lagoon he paces, in the ...
When the circus came to townWith its coaches and four, and its steeds galore, And a band and a painted clown,Out ...
Today, I see, your glance is especially sadAnd your arms, embracing your knees, especially thin.Listen: far, far away on the ...
It is an old piano, belonged to a grandmother, dead in another century. And it plays and it cries and ...
CANARY-BIRDS feed on sugar and seed,Parrots have crackers to crunch:And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodlesHave chickens ...
The slow calving of a glacier, the sudden eruption of a once dormant volcano The birth of a rainbow at ...
The creatures of the air are the creatures of creation Birds, bats, flying squirrel, flying fish, cardinals, crow, pelican, penguin, ...
APENECK SWEENEY spreads his knees Letting his arms hang down to laugh, The zebra stripes along his jaw Swelling to ...
I painted her a gushing thing, With years about a score; I little thought to find they were A least ...
The elephant's trunk is for picking up pistachios: no need to bend over. The giraffe's neck is for grazing on ...
A Scotchman whose name was Isbister Had a maiden giraffe he called "sister" When she said "Oh, be mine, Be ...
SEA, SEA RIDER The man who owned the bookstore was not magic. He was not a three-legged crow on the ...
You'll rejoice at how many kinds of shit there are: gosling shit (which J. Williams said something was as green ...
when God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants ...
I'd hate to be centipede (of legs I've only two), For if new trousers I should need (as oftentimes I ...
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