The Fift’ Ward J’int Debate (Joseph C Lincoln Poems)
Now Councilman O'Hoolihan do'n't b'lave in annixation,He says thim Phillypynos air the r-r-ruin av the nation.He says this counthry's job ...
Now Councilman O'Hoolihan do'n't b'lave in annixation,He says thim Phillypynos air the r-r-ruin av the nation.He says this counthry's job ...
I know the Clyde in its summer prideAnd eke in its winter gloom;I know what it is to carry good ...
I. PROLOGUE.HERR SCHNITZERL make a ph'losopede, Von of de pullyest kind; It vent mitout a vheel in front, And hadn't ...
Nose to window, Still as a mouse, Watching grampa "Bank the house." Out of the barrow ...
Peter the 'Ermit was a 'oly bloke, The parson sez, "wot chivvied coves to war." "Too right," I ...
Oh, them days on Red Hoss Mountain, when the skies wuz fair 'nd blue,When the money flowed like likker, 'nd ...
Hawkins wasn't in the swim at all in Dingo Flat, And to bait him was our chiefest form of ...
ASH on de Alapama biz, Deep sinnin long I sat, I dinks von ding for dinkin Py afery Diplomat; Und ...
Father calls me William, sister calls me Will,Mother calls me Willie, but the fellers call me Bill!Mighty glad I ain't ...
She ain't inclined to'rds lots o' thingsThat eastern gals can do up brown;She don't wear jewelry and rings,Like them swell ...
Slim Bates ain't braggin' any moreAbout how he kin ride'An' gosh, but he gets mighty soreWhenever he is guyed.He uster ...
I wouldn't make no Wall Street king;I'm no financial guy;I don't know much o' anythingBut makin' money fly.But I kin ...
You mustn't groom an Arab with a file. You hadn't ought to tension-spring a mule.You couldn't push a brumby fifty ...
Tell you what I like the best -- 'Long about knee-deep in June, 'Bout the time strawberries melts On the ...
As home from church we two did plod, "Grandpa," said Rosy, "What is God?" Seeking an answer to her mind, ...
No man can be a failure if he thinks he's a success; he may not own his roof-tree overhead, He ...
Son put a poser up to me That made me scratch my head: "God made the whole wide world," quoth ...
Oh Lip-Stick Liz was in the biz, That's the oldest known in history; She had a lot of fancy rags, ...
Said darling daughter unto me: "oh Dad, how funny it would be If you had gone to Mexico A score ...
'Ave you seen Bill's mug in the Noos to-day? 'E's gyned the Victoriar Cross, they say; Little Bill wot would ...
They say that Monte Carlo is A sunny place for shady people; But I'm not in the gambling biz, And ...
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