The ride to bumpville (Eugene Field Poem)
Play that my knee was a calico mare Saddled and bridled for Bumpville; Leap to the back of this steed, ...
Play that my knee was a calico mare Saddled and bridled for Bumpville; Leap to the back of this steed, ...
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