One day I got a missive
Writ in a dainty hand,
Which made my manly bosom
With vanity expand.
‘Twas from a “young admirer”
Who asked me would I mind
Sending her “favorite poem”
“In autograph, and signed.”
She craved the boon so sweetly
That I had been a churl
Had I repulsed the homage
Of this gentle, timid girl;
With bright illuminations
I decked the manuscript,
And in my choicest paints and inks
My brush and pen I dipt.
Indeed it had been tedious
But that a flattering smile
Played on my rugged features
And eased my toil the while.
I was assured my poem
Would fill her with delight –
I fancied she was pretty –
I knew that she was bright!
And for a spell thereafter
That unknown damsel’s face
With its worshipful expression
Pursued me every place;
Meseemed to hear her whisper:
“O, thank you, gifted sir,
For the overwhelming honor
You so graciously confer!”
But a catalogue from Benjamin’s
Disproves what things meseemed –
Dispels with savage certainty
The flattering dreams I dreamed;
For that poor “favorite poem,”
Done and signed in autograph,
Is listed in “Cheap Items”
At a dollar-and-a-half.
(Eugene Field)
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