News Editor: Peer Confesses
Bishop Undresses
Torso Wrapped in Rug,
Girl Guide Throttled,
Baronet Bottled
J.P. goes to Jug.
But yesterday’s story
Old and hoary
Never mind who got hurt.
No use grieving
Let’s get weaving.
What’s the latest dirt?
Diplomat Spotted,
Scout Garrotted,
Thigh Discovered in Bog,
Wrecks off Barmouth,
Sex in Yarmouth
(Paul Dehn)
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